This Old House

We thought we'd spuce up some things at the house and do some improvements before 'Smalls' comes in September. One of biggest problems we have is that people are always coming over and wanting to kick it 'till all hours of the night. So we thought we'd install a moat. Here's me testing the depth:

I'm thinking about filling it with trout and water rats. Millie is leaning towards sharks with laser beams. Either way, even if you get across, this is the second line of defense:


A 5 month pregnant lady in green crocs and a mutt with matching bandana. Scary huh?

Who knows, if the whole moat thing doesn't work out, we might just lay down some boards and call it a porch.